....was 2 days ago. JESUS LORD. Why is it on the day that Chicago lets Vegas borrow ALL of it's wind, any women in sight is wearing a dress? Don't get me wrong, I am not exactly complaining about it. I just feel the need to express my thoughts.
It's hilarious how when a gust of wind blows past a skinny, skeletal woman, she holds her skirt down with a life changing grip (L.C.G.), HAHA! YET, a husky-well fed BBW lets her skirt fly as if gravity was reversed ONLY around her. It's one thing to be proud of what you have but, I think De La said it best, '' POT HOLES IN MY LAWN ". I am not trying to see the 25+ years of terrible eating habits and non-exercising side affects on your two hunks of flesh harbored under that GARAGE of a garment.
I do respect a woman who takes the extra effort to hold her skirt down in the wind....but DAMNIT, if you are that skinny girl with a chunky monkey friend who lets her skirt fly freely, then maybe you need to reevaluate your friendship. HA!
Other than that, life is swell. I'm learning more and more about the Roman empire. I'm not talking about Italy either ya'll. =) He is a dope 2 year old with crazy potential.
Good evening people.
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